“"What are we going to do" Sam said. "I mean, I don’t know, we’re in a park right now, I feel good right now, I feel like I’ll just kill myself after this".
Jeffrey, Gina and Audrey were looking at Sam.
“We’re in a park, or something” said Sam grinning.
“Don’t kill yourself” said Jeffrey.
“I don’t know what to do” said Sam.
“People expect you to kill yourself now” said Jeffrey.
“Really?” said Sam. “I don’t know. Maybe an asteroid will hit me after my next two books come out. I don’t know. I honestly don’t know what to do, like, overall, or something.”
“Draw hamsters” said Audrey.
“I already did that” said Sam.
“There’s nothing left for you” said Audrey.”—Shoplifting from American Apparel by Tao Lin